A joke about our president

So what's the difference between infomercial king Billy Mays and the Billy Mays of politics, Barack Obama?

1)  Billy Mays wasn't on TV as much.

2)  Billy Mays sold useful products.

3)  Billy Mays was exciting and interesting.

4)  Billy Mays was successful.

5)  Billy Mays worked for a living

6)  Billy Mays wouldn't lie to me.

7)  We can criticize Billy Mays without being called a racist or Nazi.

8)  Billy Mays didn't sell out the Eastern Europeans to his buddies the Russians.

9)  Billy Mays wasn't friends with domestic terrorists.

10)  Billy Mays is dead.