President Al

Well we didn't get Al Gore as president but it does look like maybe we got Al Capone. As of 9:25 am, Friday, December 12, 2008, there is absolutely no evidence that President-elect Barack H. Obama had anything to do with the widespread, generations-long corruption in Chicago and Illinois politics. He only saw Rod D. Blagojevich, Antoin Rezko, Rep. Jesse L. Jackson, Jr. and Sr., Ali Ata, Joseph Cari, Stuart Levine, Christopher Kelly, Tom Balanoff and John Harris and let's throw in Richards Daley (M. and L.), Al Capone and Bugs Moran, in the neighborhood. Oh, former Senator Obama was only 6 when Al Capone was alive, or his grandmother was or someone was. I guess Ayers and Rev. Wright are out of this picture and neighborhood. Sorry guys. But David Alelrod and Rahm Emanuel are out walking there, too.

And I believe in Santa Claus who is in the same neighborhood with the Tooth Fairy.